A case for self-portraits:

  1. The model is always available (and at a very reasonable rate)

  2. No one gets offended if the picture looks “ugly”

  3. It’s the second best way to express the inner workings of your soul (right behind posting relatable-memes on the internet)

(this one is called “Do not ask how my day is going”)

Make up for a lack of discernible personality by using bright colours.

Avoid your less-flattering features with an unconventional crop.

Chronicle your artistic haircut journey.

Explore a range of vaguely-bored facial expressions.

Have fun.